vi editor has two modes: one to beep whenever you hit a key and one to delete all the work you’ve done

There are mainly two modes to write rails (and, well, any ruby) code.

In Mode I, everything has clean, thought-out interfaces, each method performs a well-defined, human understandable task (nowadays it’s fashionable to call those mutations) and …inside the methods, between those def and end there is a hell load of gibberish.

In Mode II, every damn line of code is clean and understandable. Besides that, nothing might be comprehended. Neither interfaces in general, nor methods themselves seem to be of any good.

Nah, I know, there are gurus (somewhere in the land of pink fairies and unicorns,) who produce clean readable rails code in real projects 24×7. Unfortunately, I live in the parallel galaxy. With deadlines “yesterday,” with hotfixes, with business rules changing on the fly and all that shit, always accompanying the bleeding edge of commercial development. If I were refactoring every shitty piece of our code, I’d be doing it till now, unpaid and probably unemployed. Business sometimes is growing faster than the development department. And it, after all, dictates.

Turning back to our modes, I would reveal a couple of examples. I do not want to have little force. I’m going to bring everything out clearly.

Mode I. Bond. James Bond.

SPECIAL_CASING_FIELDS.each { |method|
  define_method("filter_#{method}") { |cp, filters = []|
      hash[ncp = __to_code_point(cp)].nil? ? \
        nil : [*hash[ncp]].select { |h|
                filters.inject(true) { |memo, f|
                  memo &&= h[method.to_sym].match f
                }
              } ||
              [*hash[ncp]].select { |h| h[method.to_sym].vacant? }
  }
}

This is a piece from my Unicode lightweight library. It produces six helper methods for filtering and selecting different unicode entities from the consortium description file (like code_point, lowercase_mapping, condition_list etc.) It is absolutely unreadable, but once thoroughly tested it is known to do it’s job perfectly. I do not envy anybody who will be obliged to read this code, though.

Mode II. Mary Poppins.

def check_validity_for_supplier supplier, additional: false
  if !supplier return false
  if !supplier.valid? return false
  if additional && !supplier.additional return false
  true
end

Everything here is clear. But in terms of the whole picture this method is a fiction. Even being declared as private, it populates the screen area, padding out the code clarity. Yeah, I know, they say “methods should not be longer than 10 lines” and “use helpers.” Sometimes it is a good advise. Sometimes it is not.

There is nothing wrong with the method, that has 50 lines of code, if it was thoroughly tested and corked up. Pass integer to it, and it will return it’s square (plus all these input checks gives exactly 50 lines.) Who ever cares what this method has inside? Ugly code? Well, maybe. Take a look at spline interpolation. After all, we use all these inject and even permutation without any fear that they contain unreadable code inside.

Using the advise to split everything into tiny methods, it’s equally easy to make the code either more readable, or the best tasted spaghetti ever. Method declarations are goto s, at least for future readers. This must be admitted.

I do not propose to write ugly unreadable code, of course. But the idealists are usually mistaken. In the real life, sometimes, with a dozen of reserves, blah-blah, you know, it’s better to write one well-tested, complicated helper and lock it in the chest, than to engender twenty one-liner noodles. After all, your code does not have pesto to dress these methods with.